My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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