What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I could have mohawked her pubes.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I can't turn off my feet"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
