My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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