Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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