I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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