so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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