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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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