the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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