What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he thought i was a dude.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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