big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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