I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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