You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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