Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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