to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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