your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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