i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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