i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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