listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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