Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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