Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Enjoy the penises
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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