So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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