I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize