whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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