The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
