i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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