he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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