what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize