John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
worst night to have a conscience
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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