did you get engaged???
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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