i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Randomize
