Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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