So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Can you bring me the toilet please
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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