is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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