just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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