Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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