if i died would you start the facebook group?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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