writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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