Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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