BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
i think i just lost a toe
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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