Do you still have your period?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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