VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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