why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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