If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Panties = found
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