y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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