the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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