a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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