i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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