i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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