quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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