I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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