i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
They took my balls.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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