Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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