whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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