we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Randomize
