Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
