I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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